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The provocative material you’re about to peruse    contains subject matter that may be disturbing, unbelievable --- even downright shocking!

(Don’t you just love it already?)

Names have been changed to protect the innocent

      "You thought I was kidding about being a merman...?"

    Mermaid In a Shark Tank: A Salty Memoir, is almost here!  

"This is a cute scene from another mermaid film, Miranda, released about the same time as Mr. Peabody and the Mermaid..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyflltAqxBE

"Almost there. Just think -- soon, the most SHOCKING and INTIMATE secrets of my stellar existence will be revealed to the world. The veil of mystery will finally be torn away, exposing the raw, quivering truth of my all-seeing, all-knowing Fabulosity.
Or -- I might just be some delusional maniac blowing pink smoke up my own caboose..."

                               YOU'LL BE THE JUDGE!