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The provocative material you’re about to peruse    contains subject matter that may be disturbing, unbelievable --- even downright shocking!

(Don’t you just love it already?)

Names have been changed to protect the innocent

      "You thought I was kidding about being a merman...?"

    Mermaid In a Shark Tank: A Salty Memoir, is almost here!  

"This is a cute scene from another mermaid film, Miranda, released about the same time as Mr. Peabody and the Mermaid..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyflltAqxBE

"Almost there. Just think -- soon, the most SHOCKING and INTIMATE secrets of my stellar existence will be revealed to the world. The veil of mystery will finally be torn away, exposing the raw, quivering truth of my all-seeing, all-knowing Fabulosity.
Or -- I might just be some delusional maniac blowing pink smoke up my own caboose..."

                               YOU'LL BE THE JUDGE!

"One of the main themes that you'll see throughout my upcoming memoir, is "Living Out Loud."  It's something I insist on doing.  How about you?  Are you Living Out Loud -- or are you still whispering...?"
 Yes, winding up the memoir -- very excited to share my zany adventures with you soon!
 

Diligently working on the completion of this piece. Bare with me!

Something for the Gents...